how karkat saved christmas

WELL FA LA FUCKING LA

ANYONE WHO COULD BE BOTHERED TO DISLODGE THEIR SKULL FROM THEIR SPOOR TUBE AND TAKE EVEN THE MOST CURSORY GODDAMN GLANCE AT THE PROUD HISTORY OF THE PEOPLE OF THE TREES OF KASHYYYK WOULD KNOW THAT THEY CELEBRATE LIFE DAY.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY, YOU DON’T SEE ME SHOVING 12TH PERIGEE TRADITIONS ON THESE STUPID WIGGLERS, AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I AM BEING FUCKING CULTURALLY SENSITIVE, THAT IS WHY. I AM PRACTICING THE MOST BASIC FUCKING CONSIDERATION. SO PERHAPS THE GREATEST GIFT YOU CAN GIVE IS THE GIFT OF NOT BEING AN ETHNOCENTRIC DOUCHE.
BARRING THAT… FUCK, I DUNNO. MAYBE SOME CLIPS OR A SCRUNCHIE OR SOMETHING. SEE IF HE HAS AN AMAZON LIST.

ANYONE WHO COULD BE BOTHERED TO DISLODGE THEIR SKULL FROM THEIR SPOOR TUBE AND TAKE EVEN THE MOST CURSORY GODDAMN GLANCE AT THE PROUD HISTORY OF THE PEOPLE OF THE TREES OF KASHYYYK WOULD KNOW THAT THEY CELEBRATE LIFE DAY.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, YOU DON’T SEE ME SHOVING 12TH PERIGEE TRADITIONS ON THESE STUPID WIGGLERS, AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I AM BEING FUCKING CULTURALLY SENSITIVE, THAT IS WHY. I AM PRACTICING THE MOST BASIC FUCKING CONSIDERATION. SO PERHAPS THE GREATEST GIFT YOU CAN GIVE IS THE GIFT OF NOT BEING AN ETHNOCENTRIC DOUCHE.

BARRING THAT… FUCK, I DUNNO. MAYBE SOME CLIPS OR A SCRUNCHIE OR SOMETHING. SEE IF HE HAS AN AMAZON LIST.

  1. worldsworstgrandpa reblogged this from askkrabbykringle and added:
    YOU GIVE HIM LOOOOOVE AND UNDERSTANDING!
  2. miraclemodus reblogged this from askkrabbykringle and added:
    CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR IN THE FORM OF AN ANGRY ALIEN TWEEN IN A FAKE BEARD
  3. ktjayne reblogged this from askkrabbykringle and added:
    reblog for evening crowd
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